elouvator:

moshingwithyourmom:

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?

this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves

squearnish:

"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—" 

do NOT

laugh-addict:

 

when bros got their dicks out on omegle 

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omg I’m laughing so hard at Sulley’s expression, he’s just staring at someone’s junk trying to smile 

ambassadorzayn:

if he came up to me like this to tell me that he was about to run me over with his bentley then i would let him

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a-spider:

my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it

hollabackharry:

the year is 2034

all one direction merchandise still uses pictures from those same 2 shoots from 2011 u know which ones i’m talking about